She constantly has to go back and forth between being Hannah and being Miley, and what a coincidence, there's a big get-together where she has to either go on a date with this boy she likes, or she has to stop this big, bad mall from being set up that's gonna destroy her hometown, and, well, she can't go to both and.can't call the boyfriend to push the time back for some reason, so she has to run back and forth, changing outfits and wigs, and.oh, God, this is dumb. Again, that's a little funny.ĭoug (vo): What isn't so funny is every stock cliche that usually goes along with this idea. But apparently, this tabloid reporter is following her to get some dirt on her because.her getting in a fight with Tyra Banks wasn't enough.so he hunts her down to find out some secrets because the magazine already has the cover ready, they just need to fill it with a story. That means no glamor, no riches, no press, no Hannah. But when her dad gets concerned about missing her best friend's party because she was in a fight with Tyra Banks.okay, I gotta admit, that's a little funny.he takes her back to her farm home in the country to hopefully reconnect with her roots. Of course, crazy antics and stunts and silliness ensue with this constantly going back and forth between normal life and celebrity.again, totally not messing this girl up at all. That's the kind of logic this film runs on.
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From that setup alone, I guess I shouldn't be surprised how this movie opens up.ĭoug (vo): It's a Hannah Montana concert, and Miley can't get in to her own concert, because no one believes it's her. All you need is a wig, for suddenly everyone not to recognize her at all. In this kind of scenario, it's kind of like Clark Kent's glasses. So they create an alternate personality, because.that's much more healthy, right? That won't mess up a kid at all. She turned out to be a singing worldwide phenomenon, but her father, Robby Ray, played by Miley Cyrus' dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, thinks it's unhealthy for someone so young to be in the spotlight all the time. Hannah Montana, based on the mid-2000s show I've never seen, seems to follow the double life of a girl named Miley. There's quite a bit of regret, but, surprisingly, not as much as I thought. "Hollywood High" by Silent Partner plays in the background)ĭoug (vo sounding tough and determined): Goddamn right, we're gonna talk about The Hannah Montana Movie, because that's what 37-year-old men do! They talk about Hannah Montana! Like men! NO REGRETS! (Speaks normally) Okay, that's not entirely true. (The Disneycember logo is shown, before showing clips from Hannah Montana: The Movie.
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